Friday, 30 October 2009

REGRETS, YOURS TRULY

The eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month marks the signing of the Armistice, on 11th November 1918, to signal the end of World War One. Till this day, Government and citizens of the United Kingdom have set aside this day, as Remembrance Day or Poppy Day, to remember those who sacrificed their lives during both the World Wars. Beginning in early October, most people of the United Kingdom-starting from the Queen to the common man- wear a red poppy to show their solidarity those who have served the nation.

Holidaying in London, I walked around a local store today, only to see an old man, hardly able to stand, at a small stall, selling paper poppy badges and wreaths. He is dressed in a deep blue two piece suit and takes tiny steps with the help of his cane. I struck up a conversation to find out that he is a veteran, and is 83 years old. Endless people came up to buy poppies and offer a helping hand.

Two weeks ago I went to Primark on Bond Street, and as my dad went up to the billing counter and extended his credit card to pay, the young boy at the counter noticing the title asked my dad, “Sir, are you serving in the Indian Armed Forces?”. I retired a while ago”, responded Dad. The boy, paused. “We salute you, sir”, he said, raising his palm to his head.

I always regretted not growing up as a typical Army kid. Dad retired when I was hardly 8 years old. The only memories I have of the army are the “bhaiyas” who were there from morning to night to see to our every need and seeing Dad go to work in a splendid uniform, while mom was busy with kitty parties and other things Army wives did. While I grew up in Chennai, in a typically civil environment, studying in a convent, with non-armed forces kids, my home life was filled with the discipline and decorum of the Army. Today , at the age of 20, I have stopped regretting that absence of Army life, simply because I grew up in an environment that allowed me to contrast every bit of the army life and the people, with civil life and civilians and respect people from the armed forces so much more. I learned about the way the armed forces worked from my bi-annual trips to some army regiment in some absurd corner of India when we would visit several of Dad’s friends/juniors .About the civil life, I learned from the people I studied with and those who taught me, and I always thought, ‘Why do they call it the civil life, when it is so uncivilised?!’

Finding a common man/woman who knows decorum, who apologises when s/he bumps into a stranger by mistake, who stops his/her car for someone crossing the road, who holds the door open for a complete stranger, or who has the intention to spare an extra minute to help an old person has become harder than winning the lottery. People have no patience, nor do they want to care. Yet every year, when I’d visit one of numerous units on a holiday, such people seemed in abundance, regardless of what strata of society they came from.

Yet, regardless of the fact that the Armed Forces personnel are by far the most elite people, who live every moment genuinely, and not by defining sophistication through false air-kisses and expensive jewellery, but simple living; the government still refuses to give them the respect they deserve. Only today, was there a news article in the Daily Telegraph about the American soldiers who died in Afghanistan, accompanied by a photo of none other than Barack Obama himself saluting t

The inability of a government like ours to respect the Armed forces, is a massive disability in itself, and will cost the nation dearly. A famous quote by an unknown author says, “Army food: the spoils of war”, but if things go the way they are going for the Armed Forces today, we can be filled with unrest as there will be no food, ONLY war.

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

London, Again.

Since yours truly was oh-so-terribly lazy last time to sum up her first ever international journey to the city of London in a detailed account that she had promised to do for the good of her blog and her memories, but didn't..... She has very graciously decided on the morning of te first day of her trip back to London, again, that she will oblige and please the nobody who reads her blog with a travelogue.

Hopefully, I will not be lazy and will be able to give a day by day account.

MY journey to London the first time happened in May 2008. I spent a whopping 5 weeks with my brother, sis-in-law and neice and well, even though babysitting was the primary cause of my visit, I figured sightseeing wasn't such a bad idea and tried it a bit. I returned to India, content, yet curious about the city. India for the next month was awesome, as brother dearest followed me home to India with family and spent it with us. Bro of course left back to London in August, leaving sis-in-law and neice to stay with us. Meanwhile, after much calculation and deliberation Dad decided to make the trip back with my sis-in-law to London, a family trip. And THERE it began.

Sis-in-law and neice stayed back with us and we left Chennai on the 5th of October 2009 to.... Bombay. No, not London. Not yet.

Now, here comes the fun part. We were to travel by Kingfisher to London, and they had transit at Bombay-overnight, but..BUT...They wouldn't directly transfer our luggage to London it seems. So we had to carry all.. ALL of our whatsay 140 kilos of luggage and apparently sleep it out at the airport with a 2 year old kid. Hmph. Like we would. Let's just say, we had our way with our words and Dad's malayalam to work wonders for us, and soon we got direct transfer to London. :D

The 8.15PM, Kingfisher, 1.5 hr flight to Bombay landed 1.5 hrs late, and with our topographically challenged taxi driver, by the time we got to my Cousin's place in Chembur, it was 1AM. To add to our string of delay, my cousin has 3 dogs, all the most adorable things in the world (never as adorable as Sumo). So we spent about 2 hours chatting away to glory and playing with the dogs.

When we finally got some shuteye, it was 3 AM, and we had to wake up at 7 to get going for our flight to London.

6th October 2009-10AM

We reached the airport after driving through peak hour traffic in Mumbai and then settled down in the flight 2 hrs later. The flight was not even half full when it took off. So we each took up four seats in the middle row, raised the armrests and fell asleep. The alcohol was plenty and the service was like we had our own private aircraft. *sigh* what a flight. 9 hrs went by like magic

We reached London an hour later than expected and drove home through Central London by night and as we drove in to Thamesmead, all the familiar sights built in a familiar excitement in me. crash boom bang and I was asleep.

7th October 2009

I am blogging this at 6 AM , unable to sleep, from all that excitement. The weather is lovely, and chilly and my second era in London begins....

>>to be continued<<

Friday, 18 September 2009

Woof!

How do I introduce my dog in a blog?

Almost a year and a half ago this happened, and now I still have that little cartoon, who as big as he gets, thinks he's a big hero and is quite the dog who has a dumb-smart-dumb-smart relationship with the people around him.

Now , I think he deserves a post. After all he IS the reason for my existence....

So , yeah. We call him Sumo. His original name is NaNo. (and no...we're not TATA enthusiasts)

We wanted to name him Fermi (not a lotta people get that) or Foosa (didn't stick)


He was born on April 3rd 2008, and living up to his birth month, is quite a fool.

While my mother believes him to be quite intelligent, I just call him a well trained dumb dog, whose training gets out of hand when he thinks intelligently. You didn't get that, did you? Yeah, lemme explain.

Sumo, is to say the least, an unusual dog. He will not and is otherwise incapable of biting anyone or anything, except his own nails. He loves baths, and is ever ready to jump into the water to get bathed. He eats anything, from chocolate wrappers to bananas to murukku to toothpaste.



The most priceless trait in him, is that he is afraid of cats. Mhmmm... SUMO, a pug, a DOG afraid of CATS..... KITTENS even!! Yes, there's a litter of kittens in my apartment and when this idiot dog went close to one of the cornered kittens to sniff it, the kitten clawed him, and Sumo squealed and ran for his life. He RAN. From a TINY kitten, that's as tiny as half a 500ml pepsi bottle.



So, I've been living with this cat-fearing-lost-mad-dog for almost 1.5 years now and if there's one good thing about him is that he defines the term "puppy dog eyes" to a T and that he's a constant shadow to the ones he loves!!!!!!!!!!

Totally love this dog~~!!

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Theatrical Trials

Well, considering my last post (yes, yes, scroll below and read) I had stated that doing nothing is my current profession. Ok , yeah, I admit, 4 months of blank-stares-at-the-ceiling-time, and though I enjoyed every minute of it, I still felt the need to do something...NOT necessarily PRODUCTIVE.... but something, for me to have fun.

It occured a week or two ago, when some people , harped on and on and on about how I'm wasting away precious moments that will never come back. Coincidentally, a friend of our family called me and asked me if I'd like to read for a play that would showcase the birth of a new theatre group in Madras. Since I was doing nothing, I said ok.

Well, as jinxes have it with me, the whole thing didn't work out and it was ditched, much to my disappointment. Little did I know that surprises were in store for me and less than a day later, our friend called me back and asked if we could still do something, without the other director. A vigorous hour of a discussion later we concluded that before I left for London (again!) on Oct 5th we would do a reading of a play.

So we searched for a play, and unable to settle on one that would cast all our enthusiasts, we settled on doing 4 plays for the evening that inaugurated the group's existence.

Oh, and I'm directing all four.

It's only a reading, but what the hell!

I'm loving the plays, the people, the fun and more definitely, the voice workshop we did today!

Me, mo, mau, me moh, my! (Louder!Louder!)

Explode the Ts and Ds!!


All's settled and we're scheduled to read, on the 25th of September in The Savera Hotel at 7 PM.

Be there and watch our yet-to-be-named-theatre-society come alive with four fun plays that should make you feel good about life!

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Rigorous Repeated Revivals of a Dead Blog.

Sometimes I just think. WTF is the point of reviving your blog, when nobody reads it anyways?

But then I start thinking, Oh I'm just doing it for Personal Satisfaction.

I should do this more often.


So now, of late, there is a new fateful question of my existence, from everyone, School friends, college friends, family, random people...everyone. Save the few who live with me and meet me everyday.

"So, what are you doing these days, now that you have graduated?"

I realised , yesterday, after my aunt's-husband's-3rd cousin's-nephew's-wife asked me this very question, that it was time - (not to actually do something) - to make it clear to the world, what exactly it is , that I am doing with my precious time.

The answer to that million dollar question, is of course "NOTHING"

The responses/expressions in return are of course a separate post altogether, but let me give you a taste

"Er.....What?"

"How can you do nothing"

*Shock and horror*

*blank expression*

"Are you getting married?"

"hahahahaha.....So, seriously, where are you working?"

"OMG I wish I could do that!!!"

See, thats the problem with people. They live by a norm , and nothing different is any good for them. There is a common mindset that life is to be handled in two ways

A. School-Undergraduation-Postgraduation-Work-(optional Ph.D)

B. School-Undergraduation-Work-Postgraduation-Work-(optional Ph.D)

and when you don't follow this "life-cycle", they drop their loosened-by-talk jaws, cover their mouth with their oversized hands and give you an expression like you farted loudly at the dinner table!

What I'm trying to get at- if you haven't figured it out by now- is that WHY can't a human being do NOTHING. Why is doing nothing considered a "waste of time" and then when you are swamped at your job that you work 9 days a week, you secretly wish that you could just have the time to do nothing. We're a bi-polar bunch of norm-abiding souls in denial!

So yes, all those of you reading this post (if any) and cursing under your breath that I'm doing Abs-oh-LUT-ely NO-thin while you compromise on 10 minutes of your 4 hrs of sleep to check your email that you haven't in 20 days, before you go back to work/college tomorrow..... feel free to be jealous. I'm living your dream, Welcome to my world :)

Hey, have a great day at work/college tomorrow :)

Saturday, 29 August 2009

400

I'm abso-LUH-tely in LOVE with this game. Word X change. Very simple verbal game requiring 2 or more people.

Simple stuff man. Start with an arbit word, and the next person connects another word to it. The only restrictions are no Proper Nouns, Pronouns or conjunctions and all the words must be single words. Of course , no repetition is allowed, and one must try and corner the other player by giving a non connectable word. 4 word limit in the same context, after which context must be changes. Passing reduces a point and you can set a time limit per word and for the entire game, or a number of words to be reached as well.

This is my exchange with A. 1 hour, and we're continuing it tomo!!

  1. brown
  2. eyes
  3. specs
  4. lenses
  5. contacts
  6. adressbook
  7. pen
  8. diary
  9. year
  10. leap
  11. pit
  12. arm
  13. body
  14. dead
  15. grave
  16. coffin
  17. wood
  18. tree
  19. forest
  20. lion
  21. king
  22. palace
  23. marble
  24. shiny
  25. stars
  26. galaxy
  27. chocolate
  28. temptation
  29. sin
  30. penance
  31. sage
  32. beard
  33. style
  34. hair
  35. follicle
  36. shampoo
  37. chemical
  38. acid
  39. base




  40. grey
  41. sky
  42. cloud
  43. cotton
  44. bale
  45. hay
  46. cow
  47. milk
  48. cheese
  49. calories
  50. cholestrol
  51. sickness
  52. flu
  53. pandemic
  54. hospital
  55. scrubs
  56. sponge
  57. ocean
  58. salt
  59. iodine
  60. tinture
  61. vial
  62. needle
  63. phobia
  64. scream
  65. movie
  66. popcorn
  67. microwave
  68. antennas
  69. bugs
  70. tapping
  71. secret
  72. intelligence
  73. quotient
  74. remainder
  75. fraction
  76. irrational
  77. numbers
  78. arabic
  79. language
  80. second
  81. order
  82. menu
  83. restaurant
  84. coffee
  85. brazil
  86. carnival
  87. fun
  88. sex
  89. procreation
  90. mitosis
  91. chromosomes
  92. DNA
  93. cells
  94. jail
  95. confinment
  96. lock
  97. knots
  98. sailor
  99. uniform
  100. school
  101. education
  102. children
  103. security
  104. bonds
  105. debt
  106. Mlender
  107. bank
  108. account
  109. story
  110. magazine
  111. print
  112. b/w
  113. paper
  114. sugarcane
  115. juice
  116. fruit
  117. orchard
  118. shade
  119. sunlight
  120. vit
  121. deficiency
  122. hunger
  123. malnutrition
  124. dehydration
  125. water
  126. evaporation
  127. rain
  128. flood
  129. calamity
  130. homeless
  131. beggar
  132. temple
  133. God
  134. spiritual
  135. alcohol
  136. tipsy
  137. drving
  138. brake
  139. system
  140. comp
  141. internet
  142. porn
  143. illegal
  144. marijuana
  145. fields
  146. tractor
  147. engine
  148. driver
  149. job
  150. wages
  151. expenditure
  152. tax
  153. load
  154. fulcrum
  155. drum
  156. percussion
  157. sound
  158. noise
  159. headache
  160. medicine
  161. prescription
  162. chemist
  163. pharmacy
  164. shop
  165. purchase
  166. bill
  167. law
  168. judge
  169. sentence
  170. subject
  171. agreement
  172. contract
  173. rent
  174. landlord
  175. ownership
  176. responsibilty
  177. parenthood
  178. infants
  179. fragile
  180. glass
  181. blower
  182. dryer
  183. clothes
  184. detergent
  185. stains
  186. blood
  187. forensic
  188. fingerprint
  189. unique
  190. gifted
  191. fame
  192. award
  193. nomination
  194. forms
  195. fill
  196. pipet
  197. experiment
  198. result
  199. marks
  200. scar
  201. injury
  202. accident
  203. vehicle
  204. satellite
  205. space
  206. keyboard
  207. alphabets
  208. vowels
  209. grammar
  210. teacher
  211. books
  212. library
  213. silence
  214. golden
  215. old
  216. grandfather
  217. clock
  218. cuckoo
  219. spring
  220. flowers
  221. smell
  222. perfume
  223. party
  224. dress
  225. tailor
  226. threag
  227. weave
  228. dye
  229. organic
  230. carbon
  231. footprints
  232. shoes
  233. size
  234. matter
  235. life
  236. oxygen
  237. ozone
  238. CFC
  239. gas
  240. fart
  241. disgusting
  242. dirty
  243. bath
  244. soap
  245. cleansing
  246. fresh
  247. new
  248. skin
  249. shedding
  250. snakes
  251. quadriplegic
  252. amputation
  253. surgery
  254. theatre
  255. booking
  256. queue
  257. people
  258. population
  259. demography
  260. census
  261. data
  262. processor
  263. speed
  264. race
  265. winner
  266. trophy
  267. metal
  268. mining
  269. ore
  270. impurity
  271. virginity
  272. penetration
  273. border
  274. fence
  275. sword
  276. shield
  277. protect
  278. gun
  279. barrell
  280. wine
  281. grapes
  282. fox
  283. sly
  284. witch
  285. broomstick
  286. cleaning
  287. agent
  288. travel
  289. aeroplane
  290. airport
  291. landing
  292. runway
  293. lights
  294. camera
  295. photography
  296. models
  297. wax
  298. museum
  299. history
  300. war
  301. genocide
  302. cremation
  303. fire
  304. elements
  305. table
  306. dinner
  307. night
  308. darkness
  309. ghosts
  310. white
  311. racism
  312. slavery
  313. inhuman
  314. animal
  315. instinct
  316. reflex
  317. action
  318. director
  319. chair
  320. cushion
  321. pin
  322. safety
  323. belt
  324. pant
  325. dog
  326. bark
  327. rough
  328. scribble
  329. handwriting
  330. NB
  331. ruled
  332. scale
  333. weight
  334. measure
  335. tape
  336. cassette
  337. player
  338. sport
  339. ground
  340. grass
  341. mow
  342. lawn mower
  343. electricity
  344. static
  345. charge
  346. battery
  347. mobile
  348. legs
  349. run
  350. marathon
  351. route
  352. road
  353. tar
  354. coal
  355. stove
  356. regulator
  357. cylinder
  358. mensuration
  359. volume
  360. mute
  361. decibels
  362. cracker
  363. parrot
  364. green
  365. jealousy
  366. fight
  367. club
  368. dance
  369. rhythm
  370. music
  371. composition
  372. essay
  373. writing
  374. author
  375. novel
  376. publisher
  377. distributor
  378. salesman
  379. bag
  380. handle
  381. door
  382. latch
  383. parasite
  384. leech
  385. insect
  386. disease
  387. transmit
  388. radio
  389. waves
  390. beach
  391. bikini
  392. breasts
  393. lingerie
  394. lace
  395. eyelet
  396. insert

Saturday, 4 July 2009

London, I think.

Here's London to me in an outline. Elaboration and pictures, later.


First foreign trip-weird flight- weird weather- dubai terminal 3 w00t!- sightseeing from the plane!-LHR what?-baby girl,show me some love- family time- eerie silences- nearby roaming- Thamesmere lake- trafalgar square- lillywhites-chinatown- waste.a.week- guilty!- roam.a.lot.- discovery-cleaning-neighbours-plans!-friends-bondstreet-party-farewell.

Yup. Thats it. One month. The babysitting mission and whatever I could muster.

Friday, 15 May 2009

What goes around comes around.

Never thought that Justin Timberlake would actually make sense, but I'm surprised, this sentence of his track did. Never realised that my cousin singing this song over and over again in the last 2 days would hit me hard in the head instead of irritating me. Never thought that what goes around comes around meant anything in a real good sense.

Today, would probably be the scariest day of my life, because I know I will have clear, but not-so-fond memories of today. Coffee World seemed so ideal, little did I know what was to come next. I'm still reeling from the shock of what happened. All alone. Never felt this scared in my life. Shivering. Never thought I could not be brave after a situation like this. Impaired.

I can't speak. I've lost my speech in my shock and therefore I write, because I know this is the only way the I an overcome the hurt.


I'm glad I'm alive.

The dog I fed regularly, saved my life today. Once again, the human mind hesitated to save, whereas the gratitude filled soul of the stray saved the day. I promise to love that stray until I die. If it weren't for that dog, I'd be dead.


Ask me, and I have a story, my very own story to tell you.

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Fraandship I say, # 2

Yes, Yes, I am now back very very sincerely in the Fraandship Series. After much thought, and having Swati on a Random sleepover at my place recently, I decided, that the second in my Fraand series, should be on Swati Nair

When Swati is not drinking Rum, she is usually being a fishwife, feminist, and feeding her oh-so-large appetite.

Swati is pure evil, just like me, and though We've been good friends in first year of College, it took us this particular third year, the "Website committee" and Poorva, to become super close friends.

Among the gazillion things Swati and I have in common, Guitars, Music, MSR, M1,off-key singing, youtube and parodies are the favourite few. Dancing, Chelsea, Joan Jett, and anti-motherhood, sadly, aren't. Swati is this crazy vaidyuthagamanaagamananiyanthranayanthram (yes, that is the real word in malyalam for "switch") She can flip between a Texan drawl, and the Ungle in Thoobai accents like she has some button in her throat. Which also reminds me, she sings very well. Now, before I divulge anymore about her, here is a list of things that will always remind me of Swati/ represent Swati to me

1. Rum
2. Sup bitches?
3. That night, That bottle
4. M1 (thank you for showing me the way)
5. Chelsea
6.MSR
7. Just because
8. Viva Forever
9. Line Dancing
10. Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars....
11. You are cordially invited to our dearest sister, Anusha's .........
12. "Put the website on the cd ma"
13. "Ma'am, I fell down and hurt my leg and we had to go to the canteen to get a medicine"
14. Ridin' dirty (GO chamillionaire!)
15. THE dance.
16. "Excuse me madam, I want to be your slave"
17. "I know where you got this cake... Jumbo bakery"
18. " When is Davy Jones blue in colour?"
19. "and the award goes to......"
20. Truth or dare...
21. Casa and the Teriyaki Chicken
22.Holi/ Sowcarpet/ the random color
23. Follow me /pow pa pow pow pow pa pa pow
24. Zaaaaaaaaaambeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy
25. jamesatwar
26. Sarah Palin


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Thanks for always being there Swati. Be it, joint studies, dancing lessons or just doing nothing, you rock at it. Keep going babe!!!!

Naheeeeeeeeeeeee...

One of the most common hindi movie dialogues from the 80's and 90's.

Son will be captured and mother tied to a post as the young lad is forced to divukge some life giving secret under the threat that his mother would be killed otherwise, and then his mother will scream, emptying her tear glands(or glycerine bottles)

NAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


But, I am saying this very filmy word-that-extends-into-a-sentence, for quite a different reason.

Now, I must tell you, that the very reason I am screaming เคจเคนी .. is because I did something I swore to myself I would never do, no matter what the circumstances. I am doing it, because I am compelled to and I have to do it for the next 9 days. I am also rather ashamed of myself for doing this thing I was not supposed to ever do.

This thing I am doing that I should not be doing and am ashamed of is.....

**drumroll**

Dieting.

Yes, girl-who-loves-food (the red indians gave me this name), is on a diet given by my dearest dietician at the Gym.

Here's a little something about my dietician. She is awesome (No no... not awesome like Kareena Kapoor's dietician). Her policy for me is, "If you are only 20, why do you need a diet? You burn what you eat anyways. Above that you exercise, then what is the need to treat you like you are 400 kilos? Go eat one chocolate everyday. NA-thing will happen. You're 20, and you're active healthy and exercising. NA-Thing will happen to you"

So whenever in the past 3 months i'd see her in the gym, she'd sit me down and chat with me for half an hour, in which she'd occassionally give out interesting and easy weight loss pointers, for the average lazy person (a.k.a me). But mostly our conversations revolved around her dog, my dog and my education.

Now THIS very lady, who refused me diets earlier, has put me on a 10-day jaundice patient replicate diet. I don't blame her. The real cause for this mess? Mother of mine.

Mother of mine,
You gave to me,
Scoldings so I,
Would drink green tea,
And I would lose weight for you to be happy
Mother, sweet mother of mine.


Now what my mother did, was , in the intense sincerity that I should lose weight before I travel to London ( and lots of it) she suggested I go and ask my dietician for a diet to aid my weight loss.

I laughed very coolly, and thought it was a rather big joke, knowing my dietician's outlook towards my health.

Then I made a mistake. Such a big mistake. I miscalculated the motherly isntinct present in my dietician, and told her the joke my mother made, asking "her" to provide "me" with a ""Diet"".

The expression of horror on my face stayed for several minutes after my dietician very calmy
said, "Why not".

I thought I'd won the battle, but the war hadn't even begun.

2 days later I got my 10 day diet chart which is a specally designed 55% carb diet. I recognise and remember only 5 words. Radish, Beetroot, Cabbage, Kanji, Buttermilk. Oh yeah, and I also recollect the smart footnote

Note: Oil allowance per day 1-2tsp.


Now see, the problem wasn't anything except the fact that this diet may actaully be good for me, and in some way or the other, having put one foot in boiling hot oil, I might as well deep fry myself. Until today.

After Day#1 of observing the diet, I was having a deepset craving for a frankie, by lunch time. But, I have completed one day successfully, with not a piece of junk in my system, and now...*gulp*... I have NINE more days to go.

I still love you mom.